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Guns have those restrictions too
Pretty much every single thing mentioned there applies to guns.
LAC once again proving their complete and utter ignorance.
Must be a day ending in Y
With thanks to @you-stand-corrected:
If Guns Were Regulated Like Cars
- Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, each state and city now recognizes your drivers license license to carry concealed.
- We can finally buy and sell our firearms across state lines.
- I can walk into a gun showroom and drive away with my new firearm in minutes.
- You can rent a gun for the afternoon if your gun is in the shop.
- You and your friends can shoot all you want on your own property.
- You can now own all the guns and ammunition you want.,. and you can store them anywhere you have room.
- Several people can own and operate the same firearm.
- Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, there is no age limit to own a gun. Parents, grandparents and relatives can now freely give guns to small children. You mail in a piece of paper, and the state sends you a new title for your gun in a few weeks. Now that is sweet.
- The city provides gun-storage locations free of charge in front of no-gun zones in order to attract customers to downtown. About time.
- Courts will no longer take your guns away during a bitter divorce.
- You can rent a gun at the airport if you didn’t want to fly with your gun.
- A gun dealership will lease you a firearm on a five year payment plan.
- Now you can ship and buy gun part in the mail.
- Now you can walk into the post office with your gun or gun parts.
- Now that we regulate guns the way we regulate cars, even convicted felons can own a gun once they are off probation.
- You can now own a gun of any length without having to ask the government for permission.
- You can now put a muffler on your guns without having to ask your sheriff or police chief for permission. (My neighbors thank you.)
- Your 16 year old can bring a gun to school, and to his after school job.
- When your goofball nephew shoots a gun in public without a license.. he now gets a ticket.. and you get a phone call to come pick up your gun.
- You can have gun stores and shooting ranges next door to schools, daycare centers, hospitals and churches! Hallelujah, we’re free at last!
- We will finally have gun shops on every other corner to sell ammunition and Doritos. Your local convenience store changes its name to Shoot-and-Scoot.
- Now kids can get their concealed carry permit at 16 years of age.
- Schools now offer gun safety and defensive shooting classes when kids are 15 years old.
- Kids can carry concealed with adult supervision once they are 15 ½ years old and have their learner’s license.
- Some old people loose their concealed carry permits when they can’t pass the vision test.
- There are no more gun safe and gun lock regulations!
- You can assemble your own gun in your garage.. from a kit.
- Just like a truck, you will need a special firearms license to operate guns that weigh more than 26 thousand pounds.
- Gun dealers and gunsmiths don’t need federal reporting requirements any longer.
- You and your friends decide who will be the designated concealed carrier if you’re going drinking.
- We finally get rid of national gun registration.
- I might even get a tax credit if I buy a small and efficient gun. I love this country!
If Cars Were Regulated Like Guns
- In this world, you need a permit to own a car. The permit includes a national background check, a thumb print and two forms of identification before you’re allowed to buy a car. This is because we want to keep criminal from driving. No one drives without a permit, do they?
- You can’t own a car if you or your wife were ever charged with yelling at each other. That way we won’t let people who were accused of a hostile domestic outburst have access to a dangerous car. It is worthwhile if we save one life.
- In some states you must show that you have a locked garage before you can buy a car. We have car storage laws because we want to make sure cars are safely kept away from children.
- Car dealers and mechanics are federally licensed and their records are inspected each year.
- Even if you already own several cars, there can still be a 14 day cooling off period before you can bring your new car home from the dealer. This stops dangerous impulse driving.
- You can only buy one car a month.
- Police can come and seize your cars and your gasoline if you or someone living in your home are prescribed certain medicines by a doctor. We can’t be too careful with incapacitated drivers.
- There are limits on the size of the car you’re allowed to own. The car can’t be too small or too large. Who needs a dangerous motorcycle or a truck!
- The gas tank can not hold more than 10 gallons.
- Portable gas cans over 10 gallons are illegal in some states. Only arsonists need that much gasoline!
- Once you get your car home, the gas tank must be drained, the car must be secured in a locked garage, and the gasoline must be stored in a separate locked building if children are in the home.
- You need a special permit to own a car with a muffler. We need loud cars so you can’t hide your driving.
- Adjustable steering wheels and seats are outlawed in some states but not others. Ignorance of the law is no excuse as you travel. Get advice from your lawyer who specializes in car-law.
- You can’t own a car that looks like a car owned by the government even though your car isn’t as powerful and doesn’t go as fast.
- In some states, you need to show your Car Owners Identification Card to buy gasoline.
- You might be reported to state law enforcement agencies of you buy over 20 gallons of gas. Gas kills people!
- It could be illegal to take gasoline from one state to another because the gasoline that is legal in one state might be illegal in your neighboring state.
- You can drive the family van at 16 years of age, but you need to be over 21 years old to buy gasoline for a small car.
- You need a new car owners permit when you move to some states, and you can’t bring your car into those states until after you register it.
- Some states will let you own a car at home, but you can’t get a permit to take it out in public.
- Some states will let you drive across the state as long as you don’t stop. If you break down, then the police can arrest you if you try to have your car shipped out of state.. unless your car is already registered. This stops illegal car trafficking.
- In some states you can’t show your car to a friend in public. That is called brandishing.
- Some states won’t allow you to have your car outside your home even if you keep it covered. You need a special concealed car permit for that. You probably need to know a politician to get one of these special permits. You’ll have to transport your car in a locked car carrier.
- In some states you can’t let your friend sit in your car on your own property, nor can you sit in his car on your property. That makes me feel safer already.
- Cars can be rented or loaned at the track, but only by car clubs that are part of an incorporated outdoor conservation organization.
It really must suck not being able to go into government builds, airports, certain stores because the owners put a sticker on the window. Having to have a special permit to go outside your home in certain states.
we require female immigrants to remove 11 out of 20 specified parts of their body then replace them with American prosthetics.
also they can only enter the country if they can conceivably play a sport
certain women are just flat out banned
some women can easily just be banned for no given reason
Women under an arbitrary height are banned.
Women in California who are pregnant with too many fetuses at once are banned.
Those arms gotta be 16" or longer, ladies.
Unless you want to pay the government a $200 SAR (Short Arm Reach) tax.
If you don't, it's a $250k fine and up to 10 years in prison...
It must be painful to be this stupid
Apparently, it isn't painful at all.
Fun fact! Having a job every day is actually a fairly new thing.
In olden times, people had daily chores and other things to do but their workload/ daily working hours was actually much lower than it is today. Even in farming communities.
The concept of working super hard every day actually comes from capitalism, which in turn comes from Puritanical ideology.
The Puritans believed in salvation through work and in no play.
Early capitalists adopted this ideology because it meant higher productivity and therefore more money if their factories were running near constantly.
The idea of needing to be continuously productive in order to be useful/ allowed things like food and shelter, is actually quite an insidious ideal that is deeply rooted in the American culture.
4 day work weeks have actually proven to be more productive than the 5 day week. But corporations won't adopt it willingly because it means less of a stranglehold on their workers.
So, if you're doing a labor-type job instead of a creativity-based job, doing four 10-hour shifts in a week (with at least one break in the middle of course) is more productive than five 8-hour shifts. [if you're in a creativity-based job, most people become worthless after 3-4 hours and might as well go home]
On the business side of things, a lot of your shift at work is burned in setting things up, breaking things down, not starting a new task because you know that you're not going to be able to finish it before you clock out... having fewer shifts means you go through less of those wasted segments while still doing the same number of hours on the clock, which means more of your time is actually being productive.
And on the personal side, you're putting in 25% more time on a work day (not counting commute time, which is totally wasted), but you're increasing your number of days off by 50%. That's huge. More opportunities to get together with friends or family, more possibilities for trips you could take without going into actual vacataion time... or just switching from 'one day to recover from the work week, one day to dread the next one' to having a whole day in the middle between those things all to yourself. And being better rested means you're more alert, which means you do more work and dramatically reduce the chances of accidents, which could be costly or actually dangerous.
But the problem is, a lot of modern companies aren't actually interested in profit. They don't give a fuck about efficiency. They want control, both over the customers and the workers, and they're willing to lose a lot of money to get it.
Those institutions need to fail and not get bailed out, what the fuck are you guys not getting
The government owning business is fascism
This would create a perverse incentive for the government to force businesses into failure so the state can take control.
Heck, a lot of businesses fail because the government failed to do their actual jobs, or actually contributed to the problem, with the best of intentions.
Like the Subprime Crisis, which was partially caused by government attempts to increase low-income home ownership.

















